Thursday, March 18, 2010

Grave Statement


I was with Ma at her bank. The customer service rep was helping us negotiate some paperwork. Ma was extolling the virtues of both the customer service rep and myself.

"I hope you don't die before me," Ma said turning to me. "I don't know what I'd do without you."

I think I finally understand the expression "a goose just walked across my grave."

Wednesday, March 10, 2010

Tax Season


Helping Dad fill out the tax form.


"What do you put down for your occupation?"


"Retired"


"And Ma?"


"Shrew"