Sunday, November 25, 2007

The Perfect Gift

From the F.N. Toothfairy Co. (a division of the International Organization of Smartasses [INOSA]) comes the perfect gift for your holiday giving.

Introducing The Mahta-Cro ® at the amazing low price of $14.95 plus shipping and handling. Help your favorite martyr express their woes in perfect posture and pathos without the discomfort of keeping their arm raised to their forehead.

The ingenious Mahta-Cro ® is comprised of two small squares of Velcro with an adhesive backing. Simply attach one square to the forehead (adhesive side to the forehead) and the other square to the back of the wrist of the dominant hand (adhesive side to the back of the wrist). Bring the wrist to the forehead and the Velcro loops will engage. You’ll be able to strike that perfect martyred pose for hours on end without your arm becoming tired!

The Mahta-Cro ® is the perfect solution to your holiday gift giving. Perfect for Martyrs, Harried Bosses,Drama Queens and especially Teen Girls. It's the gift that keeps on giving!

Call 1-800-MHT-ACRO

Call now, and we’ll include a special letter with a Jamaican telephone number for you to call to see if you’ve won a chance at $2M.

Hurry! Act now! Supplies are limited!


Nutterone said...

Can't wait to hear what inspired this brilliant product. I can think of a few people who need one.

Erica Vetsch said...

I'll take a dozen. :)