The Young One and I were watching a program.
"Water, water, everywhere. And not a drop to drink," quoted The Young One.
"Water, water, everywhere. And all the boards did shrink," I added. I was pleasantly surprised she knew the quote. "Did you read The Rime of the Ancient Mariner in school?"
"We spend thousands of dollars on your tuition, and they don't teach you the Classics?" My favorite rant.
She fixed me with "the look" as only a teenager can.
"That's because no body cares."
"I care," the English major in me said indignantly.
"That's because you were around when all these guys wrote this junk."
Looks like the mariner isn't the only one that's ancient.