A week after the Weebles got their new washer, I called to find out how it was working out and to see if there were any fire works. I related the story to Himself.
"I called to find out how the washer was working. Dad answered the phone."
"What did he say?"
"He was thrilled. 'It really works!'"
"He sounded surprised."
"Yeah, like DUH! I guess he was surprised the machine got faster RPM's than he did spinning the drum."