Sometimes dealing with the Weebles, I feel like a new parent. How do you handle first time situations? The first time your toddler says "no", the first time they speak in tongues. Dealing with weebles has a lot of firsts and dealing with weebles can feel like dealing with toddlers especially when elders dig in their heels and become stubborn. Terrible Twos isn't just about toddlers.
The only difference is with toddlers is the wealth of information from other parents with older children. With elders, we just don't seem to talk about certain issues and the issues become dirty little secrets.
Ma has been "seeing" men in the yard. They were sleeping in her bushes or the yard in the dead of winter. This all stems from her fear and worry about being left alone. She's called the police twice for them to investigate prowlers.
So what do you do? You can't really agree with her because that just feeds the fear. Though it is tempting. When Ma was singing no one does anything for her, I almost suggested she gets the men in the yard to do things for her. I wouldn't mind a bit if one of them took her to the Mahket.
The men do provide some amusement. Ma had looked out the window and said one of the men had a bed and had a girl in the bed.
"Ma, why would they have a bed in your yard?"
"Hmm," she said in a knowing way and then looked at me as if I was dolt if I couldn't figure out what would be going on in the bed. It was amusing.
You can't argue with her because that just turns into a whizzing contest. I also was accused I was crazy because I didn't see the men.
She's also convinced there are animals in the fireplace. They frightened her so badly, she lit a roll of paper towels and tossed the lit roll into the fireplace to burn the critters. Scary because she could end up setting the house and herself on fire.
I've told Dad he needs to talk to her doctor. The hallucinations could stem from something as simple as Ma being dehydrated, a common problem among the elderly. She's also refused to take a new thyroid medication the doctor prescribed. The new medication is more expensive than the pill she's been taking for the past 50 years. Ma thinks the doc is swindling her. I almost pointed out Auntie Rose is the swindler. The doc is just concerned about her welfare.
Of course, Dad doesn't want to say anything because he doesn't want Ma to go into a nursing home.
"She doesn't deserve that," he's told me on a number of occasions.
Course I think on days when she's really ragging on him, Dad would send her in a heartbeat just to get some peace and quiet. He's worried that if Ma goes into a nursing home, he will lose the house as a legacy for The Brother and myself.
So what to do? Shy of body slamming Ma to the floor and forcing pills down her throat, I can't make her take them if she doesn't want to. Neither of them has authorized me to talk to the doctor on their behalf so a call to him is just stonewalled with a polite reference to doctor-patient privilege.
Guess it's just the usual bottoms up.
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We have someone who comes in twice a day and "helps" my mom with her medications. Yet, she swears she is meticulous about taking them herself.....not so much. She also says she does all her own banking and shopping! but hasn't been out of her room since last summer. She refuses to go down to the dining room for meals so sis has to take groceries in to her.
I think Weebles get very good at fabricating stories when nothing else seems to fit!
M's dad used to say someone kept breaking into his house. They didn't take anything just rearranged the furniture. He found that very confusing!
Remember you're not alone Ceej!
I'm glad we're traveling this road together. I'd sure hate to be driving it alone.
This is a strange road to travel with one's parents. I feel less prepared to deal with these issues than when I had children. I think there are probably a lot of us out there. You give us a place to gather and remember we are not alone.
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